The AWS bill arrived at 3:00 AM, and it was $14,000 higher than last month. I didn’t even have to look at the logs to know which ‘React Best’ practices you lot ignored this time. I have spent the last 72 hours staring at Chrome DevTools memory profiles and AWS CloudWatch metrics while the rest … Read more
Cybersecurity Best Practices: Why Your SOC is Lying to You and How to Actually Secure a Production Environment I once took down a mid-sized fintech’s entire staging environment because I thought I was being clever with iptables. I was trying to block a suspected brute-force attack on an exposed Redis port—don’t ask why Redis was … Read more
Stop Building Fortresses on Sand: Why Your “Cybersecurity Best” Practices Are Actually Security Theater I once spent 14 straight hours rotating every single Stripe API key, AWS IAM secret, and database credential for a fintech startup because I thought I was being clever with Docker layers. I had a multi-stage build. I thought that by … Read more
<12:04:22.491Z> ERROR: [Project-Icarus-Core] Uncaught Exception: TypeError: undefined is not a function at /opt/icarus/services/aggregator/lib/processor.js:142:21 at /opt/icarus/node_modules/legacy-middleware/index.js:42:11 at /opt/icarus/node_modules/async/lib/async.js:52:16 at /opt/icarus/node_modules/async/lib/async.js:269:21 at /opt/icarus/node_modules/async/lib/async.js:44:16 at /opt/icarus/node_modules/legacy-db-driver/lib/connection.js:184:17 at Object.oncomplete (fs.js:108:15) <12:04:22.492Z> FATAL: Process exiting with code 1. <12:04:22.493Z> INFO: Dumping heap snapshot to /var/log/icarus/core_dump_20240521.heapsnapshot Look at that. Take a good, long look at that stack trace. That’s the sound … Read more
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. The sound isn’t even a sound anymore. It’s a physical weight pressing against my temples. 3:14 AM. The blue light of my monitor is the only thing keeping my retinas from fusing shut. I’ve been on rotation for 72 hours because Dave decided to “optimize” the etcd maintenance script and then … Read more
Timestamp: 04:12 AM. Status: Containment achieved, but the patient is brain-dead. Here is how we let the house burn down because someone thought ‘Password123’ was a viable strategy. I’m sitting in the data center, and the smell is a mix of ozone, stale Monster Energy, and the literal stench of failure. The CRAC units are … Read more
LAST SEEN TYPE REASON OBJECT MESSAGE 12s Warning BackOff pod/api-gateway-7f8d9b-x2k Back-off restarting failed container 4s Warning Unhealthy pod/auth-svc-66c4d-99z Liveness probe failed: HTTP probe failed with statuscode: 503 1s Normal Killing pod/payment-worker-88v Stopping container payment-worker 0s Warning EvictionThreshold node/ip-10-0-42-101.ec2.internal The node was low on resource: memory. [124892.12] oom-kill:constraint=CONSTRAINT_MEMCG,nodemask=(null),cpuset=/,mems_allowed=0,oom_memcg=/kubepods.slice/kubepods-burstable.slice/kubepods-burstable-pod-a1… [124892.15] Memory cgroup out of memory: Killed process … Read more
It was 3:14 AM when the heap dump hit the fan. I was three hours into a deep REM cycle when the PagerDuty “EHEHEHEHE” alert ripped through my skull like a rusted chainsaw. I didn’t even have to look at the dashboard to know what was happening. The payment-processor-v2 service, the one the “rockstar” developers … Read more
INCIDENT SUMMARY Attribute Details Incident ID BKR-2024-09-12-CRITICAL Severity Level 0 (Existential Threat) Status Resolved (Post-Mortem Stage) Duration 74 Hours, 12 Minutes Impact $412,000 in unplanned AWS spend; 99.9% API latency increase; Total CI/CD paralysis. Primary Root Cause Failure to implement aws best practices regarding VPC Endpoints, IAM scoping, and Terraform state management. TIMELINE OF THE … Read more
text [2024-05-14 03:14:22.881] [PID: 40219] [GPU: 0] FATAL: torch.cuda.OutOfMemoryError: CUDA out of memory. Tried to allocate 512.00 MiB (GPU 0; 79.15 GiB total capacity; 76.42 GiB already allocated; 128.50 MiB free; 77.20 GiB reserved in total by PyTorch) If reserved memory is >> allocated memory try setting max_split_size_mb to avoid fragmentation. See documentation for Memory … Read more